These 5 Job Applications Will Make Your Day

Remember when you placed your very first job ad and the applications began to arrive. How varied, interesting and yes, even unbelievable, some of the CVs were? With over 12 years connecting employers and job seekers, we know that the hiring process has its humorous moments where you ask yourself “what was this person thinking?!” So today, we decided to share the 5 funniest job applications we’ve found.

Side note: The applications below are based on true stories but have been slightly altered to protect the candidates.

I have 6 years experience

 

I have a degree

 

I have the internet

I have a photo

I have nefarious experience

 

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    • Brighter Monday
      Brighter Monday says:

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  1. Adlyne
    Adlyne says:

    Does applying a job through my brighter monday work? imagine i have never received any feedback even a job opportunity from your company am i cursed or something?

    • Brighter Monday
      Brighter Monday says:

      Yes Adlyne it does work.
      We have many testimonies from job seekers who have secured jobs through Brighter Monday. The list below can shed possible reasons why you have not been getting feedback from employers.
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      The number of job seekers has gone higher since last year, making the talent pool larger and you have to ensure your CV stands out from the rest.
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